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blonde jokes

what do you call a blonde in a freezer?

a frosted flake.

how can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

by the white-out on the screen

Why did the blonde have TGIF written on her shoes?

Toes Go In First.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?


They can't find the zipper.

Why has the wave been outlawed at baseball
games?


Because all the blondes that drowned.

How can you tell when a blonde has been
baking
chocolate chip cookies?

There's M&M Shells all over the floor.

What did the blonde say when she saw the
front of the YMCA?


"Look! They spelled 'MACY'S' wrong!"

What did the blonde say when she looked
inside the
box of Cheerios?


'Oh look donut seeds'

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade
at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why does a blonde keep a wire coat hanger in
the
back seat of her car?


In case she locks her keys in.

Do you know the difference between an
Intelligent
blonde and Elvis?


Elvis has been sighted.

What is similar between a UFO and a smart
blonde?


You always hear about them, but never see
one.

Theres a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all
in the seventh grade. Which ones the prettiest?


The blonde because she's 18.

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in
the
first class section. The stewardess tells her she
must move to coach because she doesn't have
a
first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm
blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and
I'm
staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who
asks
the woman to leave and she says 'I'm blonde,
I'm
smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first

class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardesses don't know what to do
because
they have to get the rest of the passengers
seated
to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-
pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her
seat
in the coach section. The head stewardess asks

the co-pilot what he said to get her to move.
The
co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of
the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica'.

Why was the blonde staring at the Orange
juice
container for an hour?


It said: 'concentrate' on the label.